Jane Doe

ScarFace Forever.

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wtfevolution: Look, evolution, everyone has trouble staying motivated sometimes. But when that happens you should probably just take a walk or something; don’t force yourself to make softshell turtles when your heart obviously isn’t in it. 

wtfevolution:

Look, evolution, everyone has trouble staying motivated sometimes. But when that happens you should probably just take a walk or something; don’t force yourself to make softshell turtles when your heart obviously isn’t in it. 

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

reasonablesacrifice:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

(Source: peetaah, via theowl-thetiger)

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theowl-thetiger:

kelstrue:

This is a video I made about my girlfriend and I for class to represent same-sex couple rights. Please reblog it if you like it! 
Thank you, Allison.. for being so perfect. I love you so much. This is for you. 
Filmed, written, & edited: Me 

this. is. beautiful.

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escapekit:

Intimate Wipes

Manufacturers of personal and feminine care products Playtex has introduced ‘intimate wipes’ for you to clean up your “special” parts before and after intercourse. To advertise the wipes called ‘Fresh + Sexy’, the brand came up with a somewhat humorous campaign that contains double entendres.